♪ Oh, watch out, trigger, she's a proper ju-ber-ju ♪
♪ On a passage from the Dogger Bank to Great Grimsby. ♪
( Krabs sighs )
Well, it's the worst time of the day once again.
( sadly ): Closing time.
Well, see you in the a.m., Mr. Krabs.
Hold on there, SpongeBob.
Take that pile of filth out with you.
( gasps ): Mr. Krabs,
you shouldn't talk about Squidward like that.
He means this filth, you loon.
♪ Mm, taking out the trash, taking out the trash. ♪
Hmm, dumpster writing!
The voice of the people.
"Up with bubbles, down with air."
( laughing )
"Nematodes are people, too."
Ha, those nematodes.
Here's one somebody didn't finish:
"Squidward smells."
"Good."
( laughing )
Hmm, what's this one?
"Krabs is a..."
Hmm?
"Krabs is a..."
( dolphin chirps )
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Well, sometimes, but not... recently.
PATRICK: Hi, garbage man.
Hi, SpongeBob.
Hi, Patrick.
Hey, Patrick, do you know
what this word means?
( slowly ): "Krabs..."
Uh, isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?
SPONGEBOB: Nuh-uh, not that word.
That word.
( dolphin chirps )
Hey!
I think I know what that means.
That's one of those sentence enhancers.
Sentence enhancers?
You use them when you want to talk fancy.
You just sprinkle it over anything you say
and wham-o!
You got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich.
Oh, I get it.
Let me try.
( clears throat )
Hello, Patrick.
Lovely ( dolphin chirps ) day we're having,
isn't it?
Why, yes, it is, SpongeBob.
This ( dolphin chirps ) day
is particularly ( dolphin chirps ) lovely.
How ( dolphin chirps ) right you are, Patrick.
( dolphin chirps )
Ooh, you're right, Patrick.
My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.
Ooh-hoo, mine, too.
( spluttering and laughing )
( both laughing )
It tingles when I laugh.
( whistling )
Hello, customers.
Nice ( dolphin chirps ) day we're having, huh?
( gasps )
Did he just say...
Aye, he did.
Hey, Patrick, how the ( dolphin chirps ) are you?
Pretty ( dolphin chirps ) good, SpongeBob.
I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter-mouth convention.
( feedback )
Attention, customers.
( over intercom ): Today's special
is a ( dolphin chirps ) Krabby Pattie
served in a greasy ( dolphin chirps ) sauce
and grilled to ( dolphin chirps ) perfection.
And, don't forget to ask us to ( dolphin chirps )
the ( dolphin chirps ) fries.
lt'll be our ( dolphin chirps ) pleasure.
Hi, Squidward.
How the ( dolphin chirps ) are you?
Nice ( dolphin chirps ) day,
isn't it, Squidward?
I don't understand.
That guy's talented.
He doesn't have to work blue.
Let's go somewhere more family oriented.
( customers complaining angrily )
( siren wails )
Huh?
( gasps )
The Krusty Krab!
She's empty!
All hands on deck!
Batten the front doors!
Brace the cash register!
Break out the happy snacks!
Squidward!
Where have all me beautiful paying customers gone?
Apparently the two barnacle- mouth brothers
just learned a new word
and SpongeBob just said it over the intercom.
Well, what was it? What did he say?
Uh, he said, uh, well, he said...
( whispering )
Huh?
( whispering )
( gasps )
SpongeBob and friend!
Front and center!
Why, I ought to make the two of you paint The Krusty Krab
for using such language!
But, Mr. Krabs
we were only using our sentence enhancers.
Yeah, it's fancy talk.
There ain't nothing fancy about that word!
You mean, ( dolphin chirps )?
Yes, that one!
Now, quit saying that.
It's a bad word.
BOTH: Bad word?!
( moaning )
Yes, siree.
That's bad word number 11.
In fact, there are 13 bad words
you should never use.
Don't you mean there are only seven?
Not if you're a sailor.
( chuckles )
Wow, 13.
That's a lot of ( dolphin chirps ) bad words.
Okay, boys, I want you to promise me
you'll never use that word again.
We promise. We promise.
SPONGEBOB: Gee, I sure am glad Mr. Krabs told us
that word we were using was a bad word.
Yeah, me, too
because classy sophisticates like us
should not stain our lips with cursing.
Yea, verily.
Now let's play a nice, wholesome game
of Eels and Escalators.
Oh, boy, my favorite!
Come on, Gary needs a new pair of shoes.
Ooh, eels.
Too bad, SpongeBob.
You got to ride the eel.
Darn.
My turn!
Hooray!
Escalators!
( laughs heartily )
Up, up, up!
Come on, escalators, escalators, escalators.
( sighs )
Eels again.
My turn!
Escalators!
Escalators, escalators, escalators.
Eels?!
Es-kee-lators!
Well, this is your last chance, SpongeBob.
Oh, if you get eels again, you lose.
Ooh...
escalators, escalators, escalators!
Ha! Escalators!
Eels.
Bah!
( dolphin chirps )
Ohhhhh.
You said number 11.
I-I-I didn't mean...
You got to understand, Patrick.
I was trying...
What I meant to say...
Some things just slip out.
You got to understand.
Don't worry, SpongeBob.
I understand.
Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!
Patrick! Patrick, no!
Please don't tell.
But you said ( dolphin chirps ).
Aha!
Now I'm going to tell Mr. Krabs on you!
Not if I tell first!
I can run faster than you.
( laughs )
See you at The Krusty Krab!
( laughs )
Oh, no!
( laughs )
Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs!
What, what, what?
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!
Yes, yes, yes?
He said, he said...
Out with it, boy!
We were playing Eels and Escalators
and he was going up, and I rode the eel.
Then we ran, and Patrick said some things.
What things?
Well, he said...
Yes?
Well, he said a certain word
that you said he shouldn't say
and this particular word happens to be word number 11
in a list of 13 words that you said shouldn't be said.
Uh, right.
What was that part about the, uh... who now?
Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs!
( sighs )
BOTH: He said that word
you said he shouldn't!
( both yelling )
Now I'm going to let go of your lips
and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me
what youse need to tell me, understand?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
BOTH: He said ( dolphin chirps ).
( gasps )
Do my ears deceive me?
You two should be ashamed!
Time to take out the trash.
You two need to be taught a lesson.
I thought I made it clear.
Never... and I mean never... use number 11
or any of the 13 bad words.
Now, the both of youse wait right here.
I'll be back.
What's going to happen to us?
We'll probably get 40 lashes.
Oh, no!
I'm sorry, Patrick.
Mr. Krabs is right.
There's no need for words like that.
I'm sorry, too, SpongeBob.
Let's make a vow, Patrick.
From this day forth
a foul word shall never pass our lips.
We will be good citizens
just like good old Mr. Krabs.
Agreed.
KRABS: All right, you two foul mouths.
As punishment for fouling the air in me restaurant
with your foul words
you're going to give The Krusty Krab
a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom.
Woo! Wow! Oh!
Whoa!
My ( dolphin chirps ) foot!
What ( dolphin chirps ) genius
put a ( dolphin chirps ) rock in a path!
I got a ( horn honks ) foot here!
Oh, ( seal barks )!
( horn beeps )
( seagull caws )
...Five, six...
... Side of ( dolphin chirps )
and a helping of ( honk )...
Nine.
Aw, ( seal barks )
( seagull caws ) grabbin'...
( foghorn blows )
That's all 13, Patrick.
( gasps )
We're going to tell your mom, Mr. Krabs.
No, please!
Not my mommy!
Wait!
Please don't tell me mother!
I don't think her little old heart can take it!
BOTH: Mama Krabs! Mama Krabs!
Well, hello there.
Mama Krabs, he said ( dolphin chirps )
and then he said ( dolphin chirps ) again
and he said ( seal barks )
and then he screamed ( foghorn blows )
and he ( airhorn honks ) Mrs. Krabs.
He didn't care.
Such a stream of ( seagull caws )
( foghorn blasts, bell dings )
I have never heard in my days.
Oh, dear.
My poor, old heart.
( gasps )
Oh, dear mother.
What have these foul-mouthed heathens
done to you?
You two should be ashamed.
Making an old lady faint with your sailor talk.
You should all be ashamed.
And if you're going to talk like sailors,
then you're going to work like sailors.
l guess you scalawags have earned a glass of lemonade.
( laughs, imitating Popeye )
Yee-ow!
My ( horn blasts ) foot!
( gasps ) ( gasps )
Mother!
What?
It's old man Jenkins and his jalopy.
( horn blasts )
Howdy, Mrs. K.!
( laughing as horn blasts )